Monday, January 07, 2013

Author Introductions: Floyd Simpson

Name: “Floyd Simpson”
Defining Characteristic: Curmudgeonly old fart

It’s not every day you get to read blog entries written by someone who witnessed the assassination of President McKinley, even if I was just a wee pup back then. In my eleventy-plus years, I’ve seen a few things change. You’re going to hear about it. Shut up and listen now, because I ain’t saying it twice.

(editor's note: Floyd Simpson is one of many fake names I made up for myself by the age of 8)

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