Name: "Disco Sterenslovsky”
Defining Characteristic: Current events
As a superhero with an amazing combination of superpowers
(the ability to make anyone dance, and the ability to gelatinize anything
within two to three hours), you can imagine my chagrin when I discovered that
my application to The Justice League was recently denied. Seriously, you’re
telling me they need Gleek for something? At any rate, this gig was the next
best offer on the table, so here I am. Bask in the glory of my all-encompassing
aptitudes.
Anyways, as a Julliard-trained, genuine-article
superhero, I tend to stay on top of what’s going on.
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