Defining Characteristic: White Guy
Having grown up in a quaint New England suburb and attended a very expensive private liberal arts university, I have spent my entire life becoming something of an aficionado on the finer points of white culture. Mock me at your own peril: White folks have a lot to offer, and I have a particularly keen ability to separate that which is worthy from that which is bland and banal.
(editor's note: Dale C McGregor is one of many fake names I made up for myself by the age of 8)
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